by Dave Reuss
This is a list compiled by MSU juniors and seniors of dumb
things freshmen say. It is far from exhaustive and does not apply to everyone.
These are just trends we see on a daily basis that make us think, “Wow! We were
once freshmen too.” We’ve all been there and do not blame you for your
stupidity. Most of us grew out of it and we sincerely believe you will do the
same. But for now, embrace the ending of your first semester of college and try
not to yell these things too often.
10. Does it get like,
REALLY cold here?
This question still astounds me… why yes, it does get really
cold. We’re in the Rocky Mountains; of course it gets really cold.
9. Exactly how
“mandatory” are these “mandatory floor meetings”?
Nothing shouts “independent college student” like a room
full of uncomfortable and confused people being told that smoking out of the
dorm windows is not acceptable behavior. The truth is, these meetings could not
be less mandatory, it’s just the RA’s desperate attempt to retain some sort of
power and superiority.
8. My 8am class isn’t
even that important.
This rationalization comes around the third week of school.
You started out an ambitious and well-to-do college student. But as the late
nights add up, that early morning class just doesn’t hold the same weight it
used to. Sure, you could walk to class in your sweats through the cold wind, or
you could curl up in your cozy blankets and nice warm pillow. Do the right
thing.
7. Dude, I got so
drunk last weekend.
Now, I’m not judging your lifestyle—if that’s what you want
to do, I don’t really care. However, you’re probably 18 years old. The people
who are worth impressing on campus honestly don’t care about your underage,
drunken escapades.
6. Let’s make
popcorn!
This is a dangerous statement in dorm-room life. Making
popcorn at midnight, going to talk to your friend—thus forgetting about the
popping process—will make you the most hated person, especially if the smoke
enveloping your room causes the fire alarm to go off.
5. Look at the cool
lanyards we get for free!
Oh yes, you know
which one I’m talking about—the one you get from ResLife when you first move
in. Yes, this may be a good way to not lose your key and lock yourself out over
and over, but you’re labeling yourself as freshman. Invest in a new one; it’ll
be the best $4.95 you spend in a long time.
4. I don’t need to
study.
Appreciate the good days, because believe me, they will
change. But hey, you may actually be super smart, who am I to be the judge of
that? Don’t be that person though that brags about your intellect whether it’s
legitimate or feigned. Learning to study effectively now will help you when you
reach your 35-page capstone research project.
3. There’s nothing to
do.
This one makes me cringe. There’s so much to do here all year
round and you don’t even have to be 21. Hiking, biking, camping, knitting,
watching a Bobcats game, joining a club, and stargazing on a golf course are
all acceptable activities. Make friends, go do something, and don’t be afraid
to feel a little ridiculous. We are in college after all—it’s allowed. For more info on what to do and what's going on, check out the digital edition.
2. I don’t ski.
Ski Town USA (AKA Bozeman) is one of the most renowned
places for outdoor recreation in the entire world. Surrounded by mountains,
Bozeman is prime ski/snowboard territory. You mean to tell me you live here and
never get outside? I get that some people just don’t like it, have had bad
experiences, or are broke. However, if you don’t ski because you’re scared or
have “better things to do,” you should be ashamed to say you live here.
1. YOLO!
Ok, have you ever heard anyone over the age of
20 say this seriously? Probably not. “You Only Live Once” is probably the most
annoying acronym since “JK.” Please, I’m begging you! Don’t be that annoying
freshman.
